i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up
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