LIve-Fast-Die-Young
posts are of what i find interesting.
live fast die young,
be wild , and have fun

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t)


evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

YEAHHHH…HE LOVE THIS FAT ASSSSS…HA HA HAHKHAHaKhaha

(Source: yzma)

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hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 


swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: xbox420)